What the *!$*! is Hypno Business?!?
Hello
This is the first ever blog from Hypnobusiness about….appropriately…..hypnobusiness. And, unlike my infamous newsletters , which you will need a separate dedicated printer for, these blogs will succinct and to the point. (Go to www.hbtuk.com to sign up for my newsletters).
Hypnobusiness is simply what it says: the use of hypnotherapeutic techniques within a business context to resolve ‘issues’. The kinds of issues I resolve are any form of unresolved conflict; thinking errors (you know, like when your e mail goes down and you start proclaiming that your universe is falling apart at the seams and tat everyone hates you, including inanimate, abstract concepts, like cyber space….”Even cyber space hates me. That’s how loathsome I really am!”….that kind of thing); stress (I can help you experience less stress, or more stress, whichever you prefer); team working; performance anxiety (e.g.sales performance, although I cater for all types of performance enhancement, some of which are not appropriate in a business context); creativity and creative visualisation (you know: for product development and business planning); and so on and so on.
I am also the best management trainer and coach in Bournemouth…well Dorset….well the known universe, actually, and have 18 years’ expoerience of working in Corporate and SME businesses as a change agent. I can solve any problem that any human being can cause (unless you include my family in the definition of ‘human beings’). I just have to be allowed in to your premises and given carte blance to weave my magic spells. You won’t regret it. Oh, and you do have to pay me. There’s a sliding scale, depending on how much I like you and how wealthy I fantasise that you are.
There you go Laura(Laura is a serial fan/detractor of mine, as I am of her). Short and to the point. I know there were some long sentences and a few long words, but it’s not 5 pages is it? Not yet…..
Harvey, the Attitude Therapist.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:28 pm
Harvey
Welcome to Blog Wessex.
Glad to see you’re up and running. Hypnobusiness sounds realoy interesting and unusual. i look forward to finding out more.
Wayne
April 21st, 2007 at 12:39 pm
Well done Harvey for (finally) taking up my incessant challenges and starting your very own Blog! Or is it simply that you had to do something to ‘get me off your case?’
I don’t know what you mean???? Detractor!
Just a suggestion? In future Blogs you may want to think about including part of your latest newsletter revelation with a link to your website to sign up for the rest of the story.
This would give people reading your Blog a taster of your extensive imagination and creative writing skills and potentially drive more people to your website for the unabridged version.
If you choose a section that is contravertial or asks a question of the reader, there is a stronger call to submit comment.
April 24th, 2007 at 7:02 am
Wow.
This is going to get interesting.
It seems to me that just about every business will need your services, it’s simply a question of them finding you and realising their aspirations.